Funny Reddit One-Liners to Help you Stand Out Among the Competition in Online Dating

It can be hard to make your mark among the hundreds, even thousands of guy dating profiles on online dating tools. You definitely don’t want to get lost in the mob and create a boring dating profile that will put you in the same basket as everyone else looking to hookup on the same dating service. Even when there are so many horny girls and the number is only getting bigger, you and me guys know that we outnumber the girls all the time.

So, although I would like to help you each and everyone of you to get laid tonight, I can not invent a unique tailor-made approach for all of you. What I can promise is to deliver some dating tips that will get you laid in various settings.

It is up to you to pick up one or two from the plethora of wisdom hints I offer and decide what works best for you on any given occasion.

I have said it many times and here it is yet again – get a grip of your sense of humor. It is a proven hookup tactic and a very simple way to get into girls’ panties.

Your dating profile is an awesome place to test your wits. When you feel that you have enough practice, you can go to the advanced level and make jokes while chatting on adult dating sites.

I’ve pre-picked few cool Reddit one-liners you can put in your profile description, catchy enough so that you get laid. These are just the right type to be clear that you are up for sex, but not be overly direct and blah. I’ve concluded that Reddit is a great place to find more when in need of some oil for your fuck meetups.

  1. “Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?”

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Seems great for combos when you are in a need of, ahem, refreshing your stale marriage.

  1. “When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.”

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Giving a compliment to your hookup date is a breeze with this one. It will make any horny girl undress, no questions asked.

  1. “Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.”

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If you don’t know how to find the G-button or spot yet, you must be ancient. This is why Google search is for. This is a must of online dating education.

  1. “A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.”

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Works wonders for visiting bored, lonely, horny housewives.

  1. “I love oral sex… it’s the phone bill I hate.”

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This one can be tricky, but at least you mean business. Leave eating bananas to horny girls though and stick to eating pussy.

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